This one piece of clothing I’ll never buy. I’m scared of it.

All right, this will probably seem like a random and bizarre story on the eve of Thanksgiving.

But I thought I’d let it out.

First a disclaimer: I have nothing against the people who wear this garment. My current boss wears it all the time. He’s great.

Some very famous people, from heroes to villains, wore it. In fact, if I mention them, this story will become short because I will reveal what I’m talking about.