The Russian passport is the most useless piece of shit.

I guess no shit can be useful, so bad English right there, but, still, the Russian passport is astoundingly useless. In fact, it’s a huge liability.

This is not another rant (out of California) about Putin.

Actually, it is. Yes, out of California.

Forget the war in Ukraine for a moment.

Imagine you are Putin, or, more generally, the President of Russia.

In fact, forget Russia. Imagine you’re President of some nation.