I love sex and vegetables.

All right, the sex part was to catch attention. But I didn’t lie! I enjoy sex. Look at this story of mine. I don’t like it when writers put links to their stories (self-promotion!) but I think this piece is one of my best.

Last night my wife went to bed naked

Now onto vegetables. I’m not vegetarian, not a vegan. I eat meat every now and then. But my love for…