A brutally honest account of how I got my followers.
In the beginning, there was none.
Then I added the first follower.
After the first follower, I added the second one.
Now there were 2.
Then 2 more joined.
It was at this point that I got to 4.
What happened after 4 is that someone else followed me so I ended up with 5 followers.
Before I had 6 followers, I continued to have 5 followers.