A brutally honest account of how I got my followers.

In the beginning, there was none.

Then I added the first follower.

After the first follower, I added the second one.

Now there were 2.

Then 2 more joined.

It was at this point that I got to 4.

What happened after 4 is that someone else followed me so I ended up with 5 followers.

Before I had 6 followers, I continued to have 5 followers.