10 traits of highly confident people

Actually, this post is about highly confident dogs. I’m just experimenting with story titles here on Medium

I studied 27 dogs in 100 different countries. These are the findings.

1. They shit right on their path. No stepping to the side
2. They don’t scrape frantically trying to cover up their poop
3. They don’t growl or bark when meeting other dogs. They go straight for smelling other dogs’ asses
4. They don’t chase balls
5. They try to copulate even when their balls had been removed
6. They fight with their fleas calmly, without twitching
7. Obviously, they don’t chase cats. But they don’t cuddle with them either.
8. They eat your furniture and kid’s toys at scale because they despise your pathetic consumerism
9. They don’t stick their heads out when riding a car, to avoid stupid humans commenting on their cuteness.
10. They don’t beg for food unless it’s Wagyu steak

Here is my dog Astra. Her love of tennis balls is like an addiction. A very immature dog in that respect.